How to take the PERFECT shower

Ok, you are here because you want to make the most out of your showers. Standing for 20 minutes and starring at the tiles on your shower wall doesn’t constitute as a shower for you anymore. You want more. You want women to flock to you after a shower. Without the aid of brand name cologne. Just your genuine MAN scent. We get it.

Unfortunately, there is no real science to it. Everyone showers differently. Just get some soap water and scrub the essentials. Some areas harder than others. (you know what I am talking about).

What I CAN do is give you some of the essentials to make the shower experience far superior to anything you’ve ever experienced in your life. Am I over hyping taking a shower? Yes. Yes I am. Why? because like most men, I’ve never given any real thought to making “taking a shower” a great experience.

As a gentleman of the 21st century we certainly hope you take showers. If not this might be falling on deaf ears, but you if you do take showers and are using any old shower head to rinse of that daily man dirt, then you may have been taking showers the wrong way.

How do you change a regular shower to a PERFECT one? change your shower head. Simple.

Have you ever stepped into the shower and were forced to grab your family jewels in panic because the temperature was totally not what you thought it was? yeah, I’ve been there too. Introducing the “Insignia digital hand shower” Built with a dynamo technology and LED lighting and visual temperature gauge.

Simplest way to up the ante on showering. Besides the multitude of other shower enhancements you can get at a luxury shower and bath online store

We recommend upgrading the unit. It’ll change your life. If not change the whole shower stall to something you might want to travel to space in. Either way change it up. That will make it PERFECT, and add some swag to your life in the process.